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Screenshot 2025-05-25 at 10-33-33 1_1 KEVIN GARNETT  GREEN PRIZM SSP  NEW PENINI ONE OF ONE ART eBay.png
From the seller's item description:
PENINI: One of One

This groundbreaking series represents a radical fusion of street art, fine art, and contemporary cultural critique, positioning the work at the cutting edge of artistic innovation. Created by enigmatic and legendary underground NJ/NYC street artist The Human Animal, the series subverts the cultural landscape by transforming sports trading cards mass-produced objects of value and nostalgia into provocative, one-of-a-kind masterpieces.

At its core, the series is a violent collision of high and low culture, merging the rebellious ethos of graffiti art with the refinement and exclusivity of the fine art market. The artist's origins in billboard and street sign interventions, reminiscent of early KAWS works, imbue the pieces with an unmistakable authenticity and street credibility. Each card becomes a canvas for mythologizing athletes, blending their iconic personas with surreal, primal imagery.

The athletes are stripped of their public identities and reimagined as mythic archetypes, their forms distorted and adorned with vibrant, surreal masks. These masks erase their humanity while elevating them into symbols of power, energy, and transformation. Central to each composition is the inclusion of phallic extensions, serpentine and autonomous, intertwining with the athletes' movements. Far from gratuitous, these elements challenge traditional notions of masculinity and strength, recontextualizing the body as a site of absurdity, vulnerability, and primal force.

The visual language of the series reflects the dynamism of street art, with neon colors, fluid forms, and chaotic energy that seem to explode off the surface. Yet the metallic precision of the trading cards beneath creates a deliberate tension, underscoring themes of commodification and disruption. These works do not merely critique; they reclaim and elevate the cards, transforming them into singular pieces of fine art.

For collectors, this series represents an opportunity to acquire work that is as much a cultural artifact as it is a visual masterpiece. Each piece 1 of 1, never to be replicated embodies the zeitgeist of our era, where the boundaries between rebellion and luxury, commodity and individuality, blur. Galleries and curators recognize this series as a disruptive force in contemporary art, primed to redefine the market through its bold fusion of graffiti culture, contemporary critique, and artistic exclusivity.

These works are destined for the most discerning collectors, whose collections demand not just beauty but cultural significance. With their roots in rebellion and their elevation into fine art, these pieces are poised to command premium auction prices and become cornerstones of the world's most prestigious collections. They are as much statements of identity and power as they are investments in the future of contemporary art.
So, basically drawing hentai dicks on sports cards.


On a completely unrelated note, does any one want to lend me a couple hundred dollars?
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These have been showing up in some of my saved searched lately. The third paragraph in the description is just wild lol
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These cards would be right up Geoffrey Wilson's alley...or up something else.

Seriously though, I'd hate to see the game used version of these...

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Deadshot wrote: Sun May 25, 2025 9:39 am These have been showing up in some of my saved searched lately. The third paragraph in the description is just wild lol
lmao - if you had told me something like this would exist back in 2010, I'd have laughed at you, but hey, here we are. #growingthehobby #invest

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I know you guys don't frequent BO anymore, but there's a guy (Nomad) that buys up any and everything Aaron Nesmith, including these. Lol.
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darz90scardz wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 6:56 am I know you guys don't frequent BO anymore, but there's a guy (Nomad) that buys up any and everything Aaron Nesmith, including these. Lol.
I remember him, I remember thinking he had legit mental health issues. This is the dude who thought his Kobe silver foil was some holy grail, greater than anything in the universe?
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AbraCalabro wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 12:15 pm
darz90scardz wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 6:56 am I know you guys don't frequent BO anymore, but there's a guy (Nomad) that buys up any and everything Aaron Nesmith, including these. Lol.
I remember him, I remember thinking he had legit mental health issues. This is the dude who thought his Kobe silver foil was some holy grail, greater than anything in the universe?
I think he does. But yea, same guy.
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This looks like the kind of stuff kids used to do to cards back when I was in middle school. I guys some guys just never grown up, lol.
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