10 - 96/97 Fleer Thrill Seekers
Come on, what kid didn't have his mind blown when seeing pictures of these cards? The 3D Lenticular explosion of team colors was unlike anything seen before. Sure, there were some TEAM USA Lenticular cards...and sure, there were Lenticular cards in 95/96 Flair...but look at those not so subtle team colors, the card's stock, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it doesn't even need a watermark.

9 - 96/97 Fleer Ultra Court Masters
As a kid, you definitely had a figurative boner over acetate cards. Especially ones with the right action photo, the team's colors matching the photo of the player. There was some douche bag kid in my grade that pulled one of these cards, I think it was the Shaq, I think the kid's name was Paul Allen, listened to Huey Lewis and the News from time to time. No one liked this kid, especially me.

8 - 96/97 Flair Showcase Row 0 Legacy Collection
When it comes to 90s...there's nothing better than this. If you disagree...you certainly have a right to your opinion, even if it's completely wrong and stupid and shameful.

7 - 1997 Upper Deck SPx ProMotion Autographs
When it comes to 90s autographs, particularly of players named Shawn Kemp, there is nothing better than this one. THIS is the Cadillac Eldorado of Kemp autos, everything else is just a set of steak knives. So if you think there's a better Kemp auto from the 90s, then I guess you love being number two.

6 - 96/97 Skybox EX 2000 Credentials
Fully licensed and credentialed to be f*cking awesome, you bet!

5 - 97/98 Upper Deck SP Authentic Profiles Level 3
Upper Deck's mastery of lines, common shapes and slick fonts is well displayed with these cards. Die cuts and great photography? Yes please. The aesthetic pleasure derived from the union of the framing around the photos and their integration with the rest of the design is top notch. Beats slow loading jpegs, hand lotion and popping cialis any day of the week!!! Amirite!?!?!?

4 - 98/99 Upper Deck SPx Finite Spectrum TOP FLIGHT subset
Looks like it's got Intel Inside but even Intel's most powerful modern processor can't process how f*cking cool these cards are. Beware if you catch a glimpse of one in real life, you may succumb to the amazement that emanates from it's boldly stamped heart.

3 - 1998 SPx Grand Finale
You're a 20 something male in the 90s, high paying job, you're loaded. You've got a Mercedes with a sun roof and a Ferrari garage queen. You shop at Sharper Image and your house looks like Captain Picard's quarters.
Slick. Masculine. Alluring. Mysterious.
Grand Finale for Men.

2 - 19/20 Panini Flawless Dual Patch
Panini triumphs where Upper Deck sh!ts the bed and fails miserably. Reignman. Sonics. Patches. Finally.

1 - 16/17 Panini Immaculate Sneaker Swatches
I know that UD and Fleer have both done sneaker cards, but they never did them like this. Simply the best. This card is a brick. 360 PTs of good stuff. Had to load this one into the mag using a forklift.

